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Out of the mouths of moms – Melissa Corkum

Out of the mouths of moms

July 30, 2010July 30, 2010Parenting

I love reading these posts at other blogs because it makes me feel “normal” or at least like I’m not the only crazy one out there. Head over to MckMama’s blog to read more. Happy Laughing!

If you lived in my house, you may hear me saying…

“If you need to poop, please get back on the potty. If you get down and poop in your pants, there will be a consequence. Please do not dip your bottom in the toilet water.”

“Please don’t sit on my head. That would be fabulous.”

“Mommy’s sleeping right now. Give me 4 more minutes. Then I’ll help you.”

“Mia, we cannot be emotionally attached to bows.”

“The toilet rim is not a drum. Please stop and go wash your hands.”

“No, we cannot go to the rainforest right now. Because it’s too far away…that’s why.”

What have you caught coming out of your mouth lately?

Melissa

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2 Comments

JessicaJuly 30, 2010

Just 4 more minutes…. hahaha! More like 4 more hours. 🙂
JessicaJuly 30, 2010

Just 4 more minutes…. hahaha! More like 4 more hours. 🙂

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Melissa

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