MckMama has a new blog meme that has me cracking up. Wanna play along? You can link up here.
Here’s what’s been coming out of my mouth lately…
“What’s that? That’s your scrotum. No, it’s not peanuts.”
“Please pull your pants down next time you go to the bathroom.”
“When we’re out of milk, chocolate milk is not an option.”
“Foxes eat rodents like bunnies. Yes, they also like chickens. No they don’t eat dogs. Because most dogs are not smaller than foxes.”
“Please finish your egg roll if you want your oatmeal.”
“You will not be able to touch the bottom, even to bob, if you jump off the diving board. Are you sure you can swim to the side? No, I did not see you do it three times already.”