If life were perfect…

…Ty would sit still long enough to complete a audiology evaluation and we would not have to go back in 6 months to make sure he can hear low pitches.

…Ty would stay awake at 10:20AM in the car for 10 minutes and then nap at the appropriate time later in the day.

…Ty would listen to Mommy when I tell him an iron is hot and would not have to learn the hard way.

…PJ would stay healthy and not come home from school with a fever and proceed to vomit on the same day Ty was still walking around with an ice pack because he can’t listen to Mommy.

…My house would clean itself when unexpected company showed up to dinner.

…I could top off such a day with a fun lingerie shower for a good friend.  Oh wait, I did get to do that!