Mom Titles

So as someone who does not  have an office outside her home and who is her children’s primary educator, the best society seems to be able to offer in terms of titles are “stay-at-home” and “homeschooling” mom.  While these terms may accuratelydescribe some moms, they just don’t do it for me.  Remember this post?

I’d love a title that recognized the fact that there is seldom a day that we don’t get in the car (there’s actually seldom a day we don’t eat a meal in the car either), that we love field trips and playdates, that we stink at chores, that the majority of our learning happens outside our four walls, and that we do more learning experiences with friends than without.  Or what about a phone that recognized that there are some folks that actually use Outlook (that’s not connected to an Exchange server) to organize their personal lives?

I recently came across the title Chief Home Officer.  Add Chief Education Officer and we might have a deal.  What say you?  If you’re a mom, do you give yourself a title?  I’m open to suggestions?